I figured that I would post this as my first marketing related article. As most of you marketing people know, most companies have a Mission Statement proclaiming their goals and what the company’s ultimate purpose is. Of course, this statement can’t be more than a paragraph so I’ve always found mission statements to be useless at best.
I found a solution to coming up with a statement, being that they are useless anyways. It’s called the automatic mission statement generator. Generate it a few times until you find the mission statement that you might want to use, your boss will love you for it!